Christmas Joke?

A Blonde In A Snow Storm


A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.


She remembered that her dad had once told her, "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it."


Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.


She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.


Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.


She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.


The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can follow me over to K-Mart."


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Believing in Santa


"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!"


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Practical Santa


A little girl wrote to Santa Claus, saying the only thing she wanted for Christmas was a sister.


Santa, touched by the girl's letter, responded instantly, saying "I would love to send you a sister, but first you must send me your mother."


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Snail Mail Santa


As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"


The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"


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You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer If...


... you notice your tie sticking out of your fly.


... someone uses your tongue for a coaster.


... you start kissing the portraits on the wall.


... you see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.


... you have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.


... you strike a match and light your nose.


... you take off your shoes and to go wading in the macaroni salad.


... you hear a duck quacking, and it's you.


... you complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.


... you refill your glass from the fish bowl.


... you tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.


... you ask for another ice cube for later and put it in your pocket.


... you yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.


... you pick up a roll, and butter your watch.


... you take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.


... you waste your best joke on the rubber plant.


... you realize you're the only one under the coffee table.


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Santa


Santa comes once a year - but when he does he fills your stocking!


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An Impotent Man Is Like A Christmas Tree


Q: Why is an impotent man like a Christmas Tree?


A: They both both have balls for decoration.


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Holiday Tampax


Q: Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?


A: It's for the Christmas period.

Christmas Joke?
nice to read and funny have a merry christmas soon
Reply:HAHAHAHA~~





all these wer realli funni!


LMAO!





great jokes!


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Reply:haha brill !!!
Reply:HAHAHA!!!
Reply:I love a good joke or two and they were good :) thanks for sharing.
Reply:ha ha???? no I liked 'em =p
Reply:Funny! Good ones! 100!
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:lol merry xmas
Reply:"Holiday Tampax


Q: Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?


A: It's for the Christmas period."





Priceless... xD
Reply:lol, 10/10, star.


Thanks for that mechelle.


Enjoyed reading them.


Very funny too.
Reply:all excellent star4u
Reply:ho ho ho, excellent
Reply:good ones


star for u
Reply:Good ones! lol.
Reply:haha
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Reply:Ha ha ha good 1 have a star
Reply:hehehe, pmsl hun, excellent





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Reply:Great jokes mechelle thank you.
Reply:it`s the way you tell `em ha ha ha well worth a star,,,



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