What NOT to Get Your Dog for Christmas?

1. A CD of cats meowing popular Christmas songs.





2. A chew toy with the head already gnawed off by his canine brother who chewed his way into the gift box around the 15th of the month.





3. A chew toy shaped like a shoe which he is immediately going to confuse with the right sneaker of your favorite pair.





4. Central A/C for his Dogloo when you're still using individual wall units that are barely up to cooling a small close-size area in your house.





5. Anything Garfield.





6. A remote control for the refrigerator door.





7. A knitted pink sweater that makes your macho doberman look like a poodle.





8. A deluxe pre-packaged treat-filled Christmas stocking that's large enough for you to use as a sleeping bag.





9. Doggie antlers when your near-sighted hunting relatives will be spending the holidays with you.





10. A stuffed toy dog with an angel's halo as a hint as to what he has to do to get more presents next year.





11. A doggie door between you and the suspicious butcher next door.





12. An audition for a diet dog food commercial where they feed him so much during retakes that he actually gains weight.





13. A piece of jewelry featuring a ceramic dog of his breed for you to wear.





14. His own i-pets.com credit card.





15. A cat.

What NOT to Get Your Dog for Christmas?
quite funny indeed.
Reply:Rambling Rose thank you for the points and you're welcome. Report It

Reply:is it just me that is wondering what this is doing in the jokes and riddles section???
Reply:Very funny.LoL
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Reply:a dog is not just for christmas...
Reply:will take this when i go shopping


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Reply:I like it hahaha
Reply:Brilliant lol


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Reply:hehehe, excellent list hun, pmsl





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Reply:Lol, some of them were quite funny I suppose, but they could be better.



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