This is just classic!?

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are





facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her





false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.








News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his





wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught





over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an





earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really





stumped"








"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she needs





all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a





relationship like this"








After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider





going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called





her Heather.








It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the





marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an





agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to





stand on.








Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may





have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to





get her leg over".








Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the





cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get





home at night and find her legless"








Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that





Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for





Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.








A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate





"I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try





Paul McCartney"








Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:





I lay upon a grassy bank





My hands were all a quiver





I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river








These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she





has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill





her shoe.

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