Here is a sexist joke.?

A wealthy man is choosing a wife. He picks out 3 women and gives them £10,000 each. The first woman goes on a spending spree and spends it all on shoes, clothes and jewellry. The second woman gives it all to charity. The third woman invests it in stocks and shares. Which one did he choose to marry? Answer - The one with the biggest ti*ts!

Here is a sexist joke.?
okay, i got one. a wealthy woman is choosing a husband. she picks 3 men and gives them $10,000 each. The first man goes on a spending spree and spends it all on boxers, cigars, and beer. The second man gives it all to charity. The third man invests it in stocks and shares. Which one did she choose to marry? Answer- The one with the biggest D*ck.
Reply:With 10k they could all have enlargements!!!
Reply:A very old joke.
Reply:Holy Crap! Hilarious and so damn true! Great joke!!!
Reply:lmao im dying :P


thats good
Reply:not tooo funn\y
Reply:woah! nice joke but u r being too sexist, seriously!! lol!!!!!hahahah
Reply:yes, its wrong ,but i don't get offended easily, that is funny though!!!!!
Reply:haha very funny. Even though im a girl i dont get offended by these types of things :)
Reply:I didn't find it funny. I don't think it is sexist either, but that's from a guys point of view.
Reply:lol i wish the woman that invested in stocks and shares had big ****, cause that's what i would do!
Reply:excellent!
Reply:sad but true
Reply:it dosent offend me and it wasnt funny
Reply:hehe nice! ;-)





And I'm not offended. ^_^
Reply:Aren't you not supposed to supply an answer..........?
Reply:hehehe... that was funny!
Reply:I'm not offended, but the joke is dumb. The pig guts one is creepy.
Reply:Good one here another one..


A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She put the scraps in his pants that night.


He woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he came out and stated, honey, you were right about me farting my guts out BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND THESE TWO FINGERS. I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE.
Reply:funny not sexist
Reply:You meant the one with the biggest tattoos? Yeah, I would have chosen a wife on the size of her tattoos; in fact I did!
Reply:hahahahahahahaha
Reply:im not offended....its just not funny :/



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